context: my friend leonard is a dick.
MrPoteat: ill be there prob end of july
come for my bday
me: i’m havin a party in palm springs
MrPoteat: i was just there
y not party in LA
me: cuz i like the desert
and the heat
MrPoteat: naw, ill pass on that
palm springs suck
MrPoteat: so yea, prob the very end of july
around your bday
so if u go to palm springs….then i wont see u
me: ur wack
MrPoteat: how am i wack
me: i dunno but i just denied your linked in request
MrPoteat: ok, now u’re mad
MrPoteat: well, its jermaines 30th…. you’re 31st…both of you live on the west coast. but he has very few friends over there
plus he came down for my party
………..for my 30th
MrPoteat: and i am staying in dc…cuz ur coming in two weeks
me: who the F is jermaine
me: oh, the friend u lived with your senior year in college?
IS THAT WHO JERMAINE IS?
MrPoteat: either way, you’ll get over it
or work with what i m tellin u
me: my party is only on one day
MrPoteat: lol FUCK UR PARTY…. like u fked my linkedin request
just for context:
7557 is a strip club, Allegra is a stipper and my birthday has been July 29th for all the 18 years I’ve known this friend.
me: when we goin on the farewell tour of 7557
Friend: don’t know
my girl is in miami
me: what girl
how do u know where she is?
Friend: I textd her on her bday
how the F do u know when her bday is
Friend: we talk man
i never pay her but she always sits with me
when’s my birthday
don’t try to look it up
when is my birthday nigga
Friend: july 28
me: wrong, MF
man u ain’t shit
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